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“Dibs on Not Going” Funny Introvert T-Shirt
Blue Jean / S
$33.99
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A soft, understated T-shirt for the person who knows exactly where their energy belongs. “dibs on not going” is printed in a delicate, vintage-inspired typeface across the chest—an honest little declaration for quiet weekends, canceled plans, and staying comfortably in your own lane. The relaxed fit and substantial cotton fabric make it easy to reach for when the group chat is busy but home sounds better. Wear it with lounge pants, denim, or layered under a jacket for low-key humor that speaks to fellow introverts and unapologetic homebodies.
Product features
- Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and textured feel
- Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular knit construction for lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
“Dibs on Not Going” Funny Introvert T-Shirt
$33.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and textured feel
- Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular knit construction for lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean