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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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The relaxed fit and substantial cotton fabric make it easy to reach for when the group chat is busy but home sounds better. Wear it with lounge pants, denim, or layered under a jacket for low-key humor that speaks to fellow introverts and unapologetic homebodies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²) fabric with a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a soft color and textured feel\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular knit construction for lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras with a sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern 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